Happy Birthday Mr. binLaden

  from Diary and Other Rantings
Ohmigosh, I forgot to mark the date on my calendar. 50 years old. My how time flies. Did anybody send you gag gifts about being over the hill? They sure did when I turned fifty.

Ya' know - I was going to send you a card with a really big surprise in it, but I seem to have misplaced your address. If you read this, could you please let me know how to get it to you? Thanks ever so much.