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Dude, if I've got two(!) Oompa Loompas and two(!) Easter Bunnies accompanying me to the ambulance while I'm in drag, at that moment, I've got all the Zot. In that instant, I'll generate enough Zot to triple the amount that existed just one second before. Even one Oompa Loompa, and I would know I had won life. Reached the pinnacle of human existence. Nay, surpassed that which humanity is capable of. I would become like unto the the Star Child, rising up from my gurney to lay waste to that which had come before me, and create the world anew with an Oompa Loompa and a furry on each arm. #GotZot? #GotZot!