Mike Macgirvin
Diary and Other Rantings
Beyond Silicon Valley
   
Wednesday, Jul 09 2008, 01:08 pm
Nov 23, 2005
Your position has been eliminated
What do you mean my position has been eliminated to cut costs? I'm the only one working here fercrysakes. I'm the boss. It's the only position there is. I'm paying out of my pocket so I can work here. How are you gonna' cut costs if your only paying employee stops paying to work here? No, really - you can't fire me - because I quit...

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Nov 16, 2005
For my next piece, I'd like to do a little Ted Nugent number
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For my next piece, I'd like to do a little Ted Nugent number called "Wang! Dang! Sweet Poon-TANG!". A one, a two, a three...

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Elephant, n.:
A mouse built to government specifications.