Mike Macgirvin
Diary and Other Rantings
Beyond Silicon Valley
   
Saturday, Jul 05 2008, 12:42 pm
No Entries.


A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked to add 2 and 2.
The housewife replied, "Four!".
The accountant said, "It's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures
through my spread sheet one more time."
The lawyer pulled the drapes, dimmed the lights and asked in a
hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"