Mike Macgirvin
Diary and Other Rantings
   
Friday, Nov 21 2008, 11:08 pm
No Entries.


"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he
received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has
not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that
"If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
-- Dennis Miller, SNL News