FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN: #9
has management potential:
Because of his intimate relationship with inanimate objects, the
reviewee has been appointed to the critical position of department
pencil monitor.

inspirational:
A true inspiration to others. ("There, but for the grace of God,
go I.")

adapts to stress:
Passes wind, water, or out depending upon the severity of the
situation.

goal oriented:
Continually sets low goals for himself, and usually fails
to meet them.