What media circus could be complete without Jesse Jackson? Today he stepped into the Schiavo fracas. He has - I quote "serious misgivings about the appropriateness of Congress intervening with the legal court process on a specific, individual matter". Apparently he has no such concerns about Jesse Jackson intervening with the legal court process on a specific, individual matter...

And Jerry Falwell is hospitalized in critical condition. Quick - get that morphine drip ready...