Jul 04, 2003
$25 million for Saddam's head.
$25 million for Saddam's head. $15 million for each of his sons. That might go down in the Guiness Book. If you're looking for get rich schemes in the new millenia, might I suggest a career in bounty hunting? Where's my ak-47? Heck I'll go over and try and find the dudes for 55 mil. The other lucrative career move of 2003 is to donate lots of money to the Republicans. Here's five grand. Can I have all the music stores in the next country you pillage? Looks like that's going to be Liberia. Nevermind. I'll wait for Iran, thank you. What? They don't have any music stores? Not a single Guitar Center. Even better. George is sure raking in those campaign dollars. Gonna' have to pillage a lot of small countries to pay everybody back. Might just have to go after a big one.
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for more than 15 percent of their life span. The words "I am sorry" and "I
am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary. They will stab
you, shoot you, break things in your apartment, say horrible things to your
friends and family, and then justify this abhorrent behavior by saying:
"Sure, I put your dog in the microwave. But I feel *better* for doing it."
-- Bruce Feirstein, "Nice Guys Sleep Alone"
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