They're still coming up with new icecap theories to explain how there could be life on Mars. Notice they stopped asking if there is life on Mars. The evidence has been trickling in for twenty-something years now. Deal with it.

Q: What are the odds of winning the lotto with the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,[6]? A: About the same as any other picks. What are the odds of somebody else picking those numbers or a big hairy lawsuit if those numbers actually win? Unfortunately, pretty high. So I'm gonna' use 2,3,4,5,6,[7]. Don't laugh. How do you pick your numbers? Or do you just let the machine come up with 'em? Or do you not play the lotto? Or only when it hits something over ten million? The higher it goes, the higher the odds that you'll have to share with somebody. Play when it's low. You'll get it all. Well, half of it anyway. The government always wins half the lotto. Hmmm... Never thought about it quite that way before.

It's easy to forget. Those steamy beers. Not as strong as I'm used to, but each one is still equivalent to about three normal brews. And lessee, I had about four of 'em last night.

Hmmm. President Gephardt. That's why he won't win. It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. The alternative, just calling him Dick - isn't any better. That's what we're calling the current prez.

Turkey will probably get the 26 Billion in exchange for letting us put troops there. You have no idea what this means. Remember, we've got troops in 80 countries. You do the math.