Huge party down the street last night. I didn't crash it though I'm not sure why I didn't. Probably only because from all the caciphony the crowd was obviously 20 or more years my junior. About midnight and lasting until 2AM there was loud male whooping about every two minutes like clockwork. Didn't hear any music to speak of. Now males only whoop in huge numbers like this for two reasons - sports and naked girls. I'm not aware of any sports events after midnight last night that hadn't already been seen by anybody interested. Which leads me to believe that the party involved either a) a wet t-shirt contest, or b) it was a bachelor party and the marriage is at extremely high risk today.