Jul 28, 2005
A Kenyan gentleman presumably offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and
A Kenyan gentleman presumably offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea's hand in marriage. He's still waiting for an answer several years later. Bill, consider a second look at this offer. I consider it doubtful you're gonna' come up with anything better... Especially when you look at what Safeway is getting for a pound of beef and a slab of goat cheese these days...
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and
finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way."
-- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"
finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way."
-- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"

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