Oops. Call in the spin doctors. The CIA reports that Iraq is (drum roll) a big friggin' mess and can only get worse. Surprise, surprise. How can the administration get a good spin on this? Let me think... OK, let's try this. Isn't this the same CIA that lied to us about Saddam's WMD's? What makes you think you can believe them now? Hmmm? Whaddya' think?

Just got invited to the International Accordion Convention. Now there's a hot ticket... There are probably only three cities in the world where you could hold an accordion convention and not end up in jail. Vienna, Mexico City, and Las Vegas. Guess which American City was chosen to host the event? I'll give ya' three guesses.

Speaking of kitch, how about Playboy doing a uhm spread on the "Women of Wal-Mart"? Whoa... I never saw anybody that looked like that when I've shopped at Sam's place. Think I should probably counter with "The Men of Mountain View Music". Nah, what I'm really waiting for is the "Women of Al-Queda". I'll bet they're hot.