Somehow I find it refreshing that our country doesn't have a monopoly on deranged pervs. This guy in Belgium might even be amusing if he wasn't so spooky. No, he says. I didn't kill any of them kids. In fact I was keeping them in my dungeon without food and water and raping them in order to protect them from a child sex ring... Yeah. Tell it to the judge.

Haven't changed the name yet. That'll happen in a few months around the time I have to make a new ad for the Yellow Pages - which are only published in the fall. But in case you're still in suspense - it's gonna' be Sonica Music Company. Anybody got leads on a (cheap) logo designer? I'm going font crazy trying to find the right theme and expression.

Water on Mars. They're pretty certain. Probably long ago. Course now we have to wait for the skeptics to weigh in with an alternative theory. I don't think there's any water on Mars. It's all an elaborate setup by those aliens. They just want us to think there may be life on Mars so we'll spend all our money going there - and won't discover their secret base on Neptune until they've managed to assemble their invasion force...