Somebody wrote to inform me that my website has a googlewhack. Great. That's all I need. Turns out it's a new internet sport. Find two dissimiliar words which return one and only one search result on Google.com. A little digging through my web logs revealed that my whacker's claim to fame is 'neurosis euphoniums'; though I'm certain there are at least a few dozen pairs of words which only exist on my site.

But take it with a grain of salt because probably by the time you read this, those two words will produce a few hundred results as all of the googlewhack info pages across the planet get re-indexed. And therein lies the rub. You can only have a googlewhack for a brief moment in time.