I was one of the 16 people in the US who didn't watch the super bowl on Sunday. That means I didn't get to see Janet's tit. So I looked it up online. Yikes. I can see why there's such an uproar. Cover them things back up girl. It was actually a brilliant move, all except for picking Justin's dance partner. Faith Hill? Yowser! Shania? Pant, pant... Britney? Down boy. But Janet? Wretch, gag, yawn.

Gal hits me up for change outside the store. Sorry, no way. So then she launches into her sob story. Woke up in Santa Cruz. Somebody threatened to cut up her and a friend last night (her words). She woke up and there was blood all over the house. The police told her to leave. Needs a place to stay tonight. With every word I was taking one step further away.