Workers tunnel to find missing coal miners. (Doesn't look good.)

The shuttle has a 3 inch gash. (Doesn't look good either.)

Afghanistan prepares for a 'Tet' style offensive. (Ditto.)

Another school shooter named. (Psychos, cont.)

Missing girl in Portugal believed dead. (Psychos, cont.)

Big Ben goes silent. (This doesn't happen very often.)

Dads design bulletproof back pack. (Good onya' mate.)

Pakistan government claims to have full control over their nukes (at least for now).

So what's happening around here? Not much. The cows are grazing. Downtown they'll be chopping up the trees that fell over yesterday. Free firewood I reckon.