Ya' know, I never had any great urge to use twitter. It all seems kind of pointless. Hey, I'm doing my laundry right now. 10 minutes ago, was at the grocery store.

Boring...

But I thought that it could be kind of fun if you got creative with it. Try plugging some of these into the twitter engine:

• He tried to scream, but after his head was chopped off, it just went 'gurgle, gurgle'.
• This is why you shouldn't buy Chinese detonators...
• Luckily we got past airport security
• Typing this on the paramedic's cell phone. Mine was destroyed in the crash.
• 62 sleeping pills and a bottle of scotch. Oops.

See what I mean? Create your own twitters and have some fun.