It was quite an erotic dream - a lady ambulance driver who was off duty. We were flirting and fondling. Then she takes off her clothes and lies down on the gurny and motions for me to do the same. And then... the stinking phone rings. Sigh...

Once again did my share today to help the economy. Bought a few stocks. Cheap stocks, bargain basement prices. Good, solid companies that are weathering the recession just fine and will continue to post eye-popping profit growth. Greed overcomes fear - and the market comes full circle once again. Over 2 billion shares changed hands on the NY exchange alone today. Those are the key words - changed hands. When you sell a stock it doesn't go into the void; somebody thinks it's a good deal and buys it. For all the people dumping their portfolios, there were an equal number of folks lapping them up. If you read between the lines you'll note that there have been record numbers of people buying stocks all week long.