Well, yeah - we'll let you see all those nerve gas canisters. Just move a little closer please... Ah yes. Waiting and subsequently dreading a war in Iraq. Tap, tap. Yet again. We waited forever last time around whilst they built up all the rhetoric and troops. How much of our lives have now been spent pondering this questionable endeavor?

We're also apparently making deals behind the scenes with Iraq's generals. Give up quietly and ... and ... My guess is it involves lavish estates somewhere and obscene amounts of money. That seems to be the way we do things. Did somebody forget to tell the prez that somebody (like us) is/are going to have to pay all this money he's promising everybody? And we don't friggin' have any.