By my calculations, we've got approximately 34 more months left of the idiot...

tick, tock, tick, tock

But then what are we in for next? President Hillary? Ouch. About the only thing we know for sure is that she won't be doing obscene things with interns and cigars. Oops. I take that back. We don't know anything. For all we know, Bob (Can't Get It Up) Dole will run for president against Bill (Would You Buy a Used Operating System From This Man?) Gates, and Tom (Scientology Rules, By the Way I'm an Alien) Cruise will win because Hillary got caught doing obscene things with interns and cigars. If you're gonna' try and predict the future, chances are pretty high you're gonna' be wrong, so you might as well make it interesting.