According to the United Technologies (Inc.) spokesperson - "We have an incredible safety record. The last time this happened was ten years ago.". This was a building full of rocket fuel blowing up.

There are now over five hundred people headed for the ballot for Grey Davis' job. Arnold, Gary Coleman, Gallagher... following in the heels of political wins for Ronny Raygun, Jesse Ventura, Sonny Bono, Clint Eastwood, etc. Even Jerry Springer's getting in the action. So I have to ponder. Governor. Is this job about entertainment or politics? Careful - it's a trick question. This recall promises to be highly entertaining.

RedHat is on the defensive. They are building a defense fund to fight Microsoft (oops I mean SCO) in the courts. SCO is suing everybody that ever touched Linux. Meanwhile, Novell - who more or less controls the SCO group - is thinking of adopting the Linux platform. Can you follow all of this? The whole mess is actually heading towards being one of the most important business/tech events of the millenia - and if I wasn't telling it to you, you probably wouldn't know about it or even care. The final push for world domination. Bill needs to work on his evil laugh. In order to take over the world you need to have an evil laugh. Bill's is kind of geeky. George W has an evil laugh...