Looking for a job? How about an exciting career with the Federal Reserve? Well yes, there's that chairman position... however they seem to have a few other choices as well. Have a look. I noticed an opening for an information technology professional. That could be exciting - run the mainframes that control the nation's money supply. I imagine you might be on mandatory beeper alert though. Then I looked at the qualifications...

"Information technology professionals have opportunities to learn and apply new technologies. The technologies used at the Board include Powerbuilder, C++, Windows NT, Lotus Notes, Unix, Visual Basic, web technologies, and advanced IBM mainframe databases and languages."

Windows NT? Lotus Notes? IBM mainframes? Somebody still uses that stuff?